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Chaos. Repeat.
Chaos. Repeat.
Your bingo card for everything tech is about to do.
Twenty-four things that might happen this year. Half will. The other half really shouldn't. Add your handle and the card is yours to post.
a sample card, shuffled just for you
Tech Event Bingo
your card
- Elon ships on time
- Cloud bill comes in under budget
- Siri revamp slips to 2027
- Vercel raises prices
- Meeting replaced by an email
- Datacenter runs on hamster wheels
- Apple admits Siri was an intern
- Robotaxi launch delayed again
- Reddit sells more data to AI
- Pager silent for a whole quarter
- Sam Altman takes a vacation
- Mac mini button still underneath
- Free spaceWorks on my machine
- EU fines Apple again
- Developers say they love Jira
- Bitcoin hits new all-time high
- Nvidia keynote runs two hours
- Cloudflare outage breaks the web
- GPT-6 asks for a union
- Log4j-style CVE panic
- VC declares 'AI winter' on X
- Someone says 'AI-native'
- Stack Overflow question not closed
- Apple releases a USB hub
- Standup ends early
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