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Chaos. Repeat.
Chaos. Repeat.
Your bingo card for everything tech is about to do.
Twenty-four things that might happen this year. Half will. The other half really shouldn't. Add your handle and the card is yours to post.
a sample card, shuffled just for you
Tech Event Bingo
your card
- Badge QR code is a Ruby one-liner
- Nvidia GPUs in stock at MSRP
- Elon promises FSD 'next year'
- Apple Store lines return
- Internet Explorer returns as AI
- Stack Overflow question not closed
- 'We take security seriously' email
- Optimus files for unemployment
- Left-pad maintainer knighted
- Sam Altman takes a vacation
- Next Rails World city announced
- iPhone Air comes with a paperweight
- Free spaceWorks on my machine
- Duolingo owl runs for Senate
- r/programming melts down over Rails
- Layoffs blamed on AI efficiency
- Craig Federighi's hair goes gray
- Ruby Central booth awkward
- Crossbody strap sells out
- Rails rewritten in Rust overnight
- Someone says 'thinnest iPhone ever'
- Speaker dunks on microservices
- Tim Cook drops iPhone on stage
- Vapor chamber gets its own slide
- Someone ships on Friday
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